Squidward: SpongyBob, Patrock, what the fucking hell are you doing? You need to be at work! SpongeBob: Patrick, I will give you one thousand and two million green leaf pieces of cash to have sex with me, and comment spam on EmpLemon's profile to make Frying Dory.
SpongeBob: Krus-ty Kra-a-a- yeah yeah yeah, penis, is the p- for you and, (Loudly) Me-e-e-e-e! Narrator: A luxurious ass of sex and semen. (SpongeBob stupidly rips himself in half, blood sprays everywhere, and he screams in pain.) Narrator: Perhaps not, Monsieur Krabs, for it's. Window Attendant: (Blows raspberries) Sex. Krabs: With saddlebags full of saddlebags! With sus! (Cut to next scene which is the same scene from Christmas Who?) Krabs holds up Monroe like baby Simba in the Lion King) (A policeman jumps on SpongeBob and beats him to death) Tattletale Strangler: What're you gonna do, call the police? SpongeBob: Sir, I will have you know that littering is a LOL. SpongeSnail: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Eugene Harold Krabs: Get away, you (barbarian)! SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab penis is the penis,. SpongeBob: I get the big penis and you get the little penis. Seven Patrick Stars: BooBooBooBooBooBooBoo. (Cut to a scene from Squid's Day Off, and back to the scene from Opposite Day).
